The origins of soccer

As we all know soccer started from foosball which many do not know the origins of. You see foosball came from the native american tribe deageapeae which is pronounced D-ge-P. the deageapeae or commonly abbreviated as DGP the DGP's are famous for creating foosball or as they called it fosbull. They made there game by taking branches to make the outline of the table and then they would  take rocks and smooth out large pieces of bark and lay it over to attaching it with vines and string. they would smooth sticks to make the rods and attach smaller sticks as the players. As for the ball they would take a round river stone and use other rocks to shape it into the perfactball. These fosbull tables where very hard to make and took a lot of time but the end result was amazing. the few that are left of the DGP tribe have all joined the Major Foosball League and are the world best foosball.