Donald Trump

Donald "Whitty-Tighties" Trump was born Donald Trumpless Duckhouser in Southfickles New Hampshire in 1891, and raised in Delaware. As a child he took up taxidermy and figurative dance. He went to Mary's Home for Wayward Richcats to study tomfoolery, and returned to Southfickles in march of 1901 to open his own tomfoolery studio.

Donald came to fame late in life, marrying presumptive US President Kim Kardashian in 2014 at the age of 115.